What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"