What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.