What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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I drew drew

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He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?