What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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His portrait only need one nail

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.