Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Driver License Jokes More Driver License Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression?

He's always getting off on the wrong foot.