Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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How do you mount your virtual girlfriend?

With a hard drive bae.

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!