A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
Caribou can't fly.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
They couldn't be further from my mind.
A gun only has one trigger.
That's not funny.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
They both can be used to carry vegetables....
He wanted to mount an exhibit!