Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*