Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.