Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.