Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.