How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.