How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.