What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.