What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.