What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!