What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!