What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.