How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.