How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.