How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!