How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool