How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

Mongol Jokes More Mongol Jokes

What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease?

A leprekhan

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.