What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!