What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

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What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.