Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Snobbish Criminal Jokes More Snobbish Criminal Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Smug Criminal Jokes More Smug Criminal Jokes

What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs?

A Condescending Con Descending.

What do you call a smug criminal going downstairs?

A condescending con descending