Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Con Descending Jokes More Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs?

A Condescending Con Descending.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Jk Rowling Jokes More Jk Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.