Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

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What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

Bull Fighter Jokes More Bull Fighter Jokes

What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door?

What's the matador?

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Quatro sinko.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.