Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

Matador Jokes More Matador Jokes

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Quatro Cinco Jokes More Quatro Cinco Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.