Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

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It said "twist to open"

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Cheez Waz.

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

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Quattro cinco

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quattro sink-o

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What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

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A condescending Khan descending.

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Quatro Sinko

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Quatro Sinko

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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door?

What's the matador?