When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Smirnoff ISIS

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

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Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '