When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!