Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow "

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.