What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)