What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.