What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale