A huge mess.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A chronic math debater
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
Calculator!
He was invited to thunday math.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
Casio royale
They both multiply a lot.
A puff-adder
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Aight I'll calcu-lata
They multiply!
Derive, derive, derive!
He gets stumped.
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
At the coroner store.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
It's 0K.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
Because he is 2 square.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
A: Pretty good
A: Pretty hot
