Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Bolshevik Jokes More Bolshevik Jokes

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Upset Stomach Jokes More Upset Stomach Jokes

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.