What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.