What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.