They gave him the cold shoulder.
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Dinner
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because he got the cold shoulder.
Lettuce prey"
Fish and ships.
JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
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Well its a little Chewy
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
She doesn't because she's dead.
JOHN CENA
What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.
What's for dinner Dad? Is it any good?
Dinner for Juan
The tip!
Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
They ate their dinner before it was cool.
They don't they're dead.
She doesn't, she's dead
Post-Hummus
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Freud rice.
He went back 4 seconds.
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
Dinner for 4.
No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Nothing. She's dead.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Because they're shellfish!!!
Because he was Baroque.
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.
Forgetti Bolognese.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
A. The cold shoulder.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Lettuce, pray.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
How can you take something out you've never put in
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Carbon dating.
A: Reservations.
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
It would just take a few bytes then run.
All rice, all rice, all rice
Gopher a walk.
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Reservations.
Because they're always dribbling!
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
A pan, duh!
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
I'm stuffed."
Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "
The cold shoulder.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
An avalanche.
A: Behind the plate.
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
I am not a cook
Desserted
Watson the menu
Cellfcentered
They lost their reservations.
Bert the dinner !
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Dinner is on me!
Because he is a Supperhero.
Because he was hooked on worms.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A thought.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
PETA
a tectonic plate!
The Empty Plate...
Because someone stole his boat.
He was exceeding the feed limit!
He gets the cold shoulder.
Testicles.
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
