What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.