What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

Previous Random Joke Next

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.