Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Syria Business Jokes More Syria Business Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.