Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

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Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.