Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.