Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.