Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !