Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !