How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

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