How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort