Because you already read-it.
A pao-erful change
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Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
He suffered an elegiac reaction.