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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

removed

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.