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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

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What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log