Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)