How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.