How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"