Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Because he wanted a tight seal.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
To remind them why there's no money in it
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
Firetruck
Jesus in a submarine.
Pop,goes the weasel.
Claude!
It had beef.
Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
Me: Tim.
The Daily Moos.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.