How are you today?

Me: Tim.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."