Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Tim Jokes More Tim Jokes

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."