Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.