Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Tim Jokes More Tim Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.