Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out