What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.