What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.