How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff