How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right