How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.