How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!