Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.