Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America