How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.