How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you