Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying