Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."