Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!