Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying