What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.