What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.