What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.