Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion