A: Its peelings were hurt.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
A fruit by the foot
Because they're not PC.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
It hurts, but olive.