Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'