Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands