Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
He had lost a deer friend
His parents were in a jam.
He became a quack head
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Lie to me
His lips are moving.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
He was always standing up on the job!
Well, that's the edamame.
An aneurysm.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.