How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What do feminists and zookeepers have in common?

Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.