How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw