How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.