What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.