What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.