What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

500 Jokes More 500 Jokes

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD