Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.