Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.